Unfortunate Covers: Special Gay Porn or Children’s Book Edition

30 Oct

To wrap up our Gay Old Week, UnintentionallyFunnyBooks features a posting we like to call “1950s Pulp Fiction Gay Porn or Children’s Book?” It’s easy to play and you’ll get it as we go along. Good luck, the one with the most answers wins a free cat! Shipping and handling covered by UFB.

boys book

Boy-oriented series title? Check. Suggestive and hot book title? Check. Sizzling hot metaphorical cover art? Big ole check there. Yep, I’m not sure either.

harvest of sea

What do they mean by “Harvest”? By “harvest” are we to infer that the bedroom-eyed captain with his skainky come-hither smile provides a bountiful harvest of hot lovin’ to men trapped for months on the sea with only each other to stay warm?

meat

This is gross no matter which way you swing it. But I prefer to think of the lonely cowboy who entertains random visitors, everywhere from across the warm, sweet grass of the the prairie to the hard wood of the dining room table. Snap!

butch

They sure do!

terriers

summer date

I’ll bet I can guess the plot on this one: ugly drag queen who looks like the cheap knock-off version of one of those Barbie heads whose hair you could style can’t decide which gay stereotype to choose (fussy interior decorator or troubled, still-closeted boy-next-door who liked playing football for other reasons), and neither of them has pupils.

See, you can totally judge a book by its cover! Do the same for people and you’ll save yourself a lot of time and thought. Stereotypes are SUCH a time-saver!

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3 Responses to “Unfortunate Covers: Special Gay Porn or Children’s Book Edition”

  1. Katie October 30, 2009 at 8:23 am #

    Blahahahahaha! I’m sad this week is coming to an end!

  2. Sam October 30, 2009 at 11:22 am #

    “everybody likes butch” is my favorite.

  3. Chantelle October 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm #

    Every week should be a big old gay one!

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